// Tastes Like Chicken
Disclaimer: The characters of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Angel are not mine and belong to Warner Brothers, Twentieth Century Fox, Mutant Enemy. They are used without permission. No copyright infringement is intended.
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One way it never was, during Buffy S5/Angel S2. Humor-drabble, G. For Cofax, with thanks to Minnow1212.
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The door hadn't even shut behind her before Angel was shaking her. "That's my coat."
She stuck her tongue out. Angel recoiled.
"Clumsy much?" said Cordelia.
Angel ignored Cordelia. "You had pesto for lunch. On my coat."
"I'm bored of Chinese and if you say 'I'm the boss' you have to give me an allowance and you're exploiting me and can I have a raise?"
"Fast learner," Cordelia said approvingly.
Angel was staring at the ceiling. "Why did I pick Kathy as the hors-d'oeuvre? Why didn't I eat Dawn?"
"Just lucky," she said, darting out of reach. With the coat.
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