// Dear Diary
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Feedback is incredibly welcome.
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Angel S1-S2. Angelus has issues. PG-13. For Vee, who knows why.
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Dear Diary:
It would be so much more satisfying to write this in blood but Soul-Boy here doesn't like to play with his food anymore. Actually, it would be so much more satisfying to have the use of my hand back, but then I wouldn't be wasting time brooding.
I can't believe I just used that word.
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Dear Diary:
If I had realized that Soul-Boy would spend so much time in the Bat Cave (look, when a demon can't get to the ballet, Saturday morning cartoons have to do; now there's a superhero who knows how to get in touch with his id) I would never have collected all that poetry. And now he reads existentialists.
At least he didn't pick up that blonde's tastes. If we were reading Sweet Valley High I would have to fling myself into the sunlight.
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Dear Diary:
Listen. Darla may have been a bitch, but that does not mean you have to be hung up on a blonde cop. Besides, aren't you even going to try to break her heart? Don't tell me you're afraid of perfect happiness with her.
I don't know why I bother sometimes.
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Dear Diary:
Oh, yeah. Run through the flames to save the Watcher. Ex-Watcher. Rogue demon hunter. Wanker. Whatever. What are we, suicidal?
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Dear Diary:
I take that back. He does look delicious. It should be his turn to wear the pink motorcycle helmet next.
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Dear Diary:
It's not my fault we can't sing.
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Dear Diary:
When I get out of here, I am going to spend a century removing the letters C, H, A, M, P, I, O, and N from the English language.
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Dear Diary:
Fire!
We used fire!
Fire!
And a cigarette!
And fire!
That'll show my girls.
Oh, yeah. Daddy's back.
Well, close enough.
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Dear Diary:
Nope. Stupid redemption. You let them hire you? What happened to your self-respect?
I think I'm going back into the Bat Cave. Wake me up if the apocalypse shows up.
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